various short blooper and stunt clips [Highlander theme song by Queen]

Lauren's house, night (3x04: The Cross of St. Antoine) Jim Byrnes - [bangs on glass with cane. Glass refuses to break.] Shit. It does take a beating, doesn't it?

Behind the scenes Adrian Paul - [makeup & hair artists working on him] I love this. Don't you? Ah. Oh, I love it. Uh--

3x03: The Revolutionary ?Director? - [offscreen] And wait for it, please. Adrian Paul - We're waiting for it at the moment, you know, it's so nice. ?Director? - [offscreen] {??} Ready? And--

Thorne Estate / Museum, night (3x04: The Cross of St. Antoine) Amanda - [counting in a whisper] One. Two. Three. [They lift the glass case but knock the bottom against the cross inside.] Adrian Paul - That would've killed it.

Thorne Estate / Museum, night (3x04: The Cross of St. Antoine) Amanda & DM - [counting in a whisper together] One. Two. Three. [DM slides the cross off the display as Amanda slides a stack of weights into place. The stack falls over.] Adrian Paul - Oh, good. Oh, good. Liz Gracen - Sorry. Adrian Paul - You're really-- Now we've got the alarm going off, you moron. Director - [offscreen] Cut.

Thorne Estate / Museum, night (3x04: The Cross of St. Antoine) Amanda - [whispering] Okay. {Let's go.} [DM hands Amanda the flashlight. She drops it down the stairs.] Adrian Paul - Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang. Director - [offscreen] Cut.

Hospital morgue (3x03: The Revolutionary) Adrian Paul - [enters on gurney, singing] There's no business like show business--

Outside mansion (3x03: The Revolutionary) Adrian Paul - Wait, don't do that. Wait! {forgets his line, makes mumbley noises] Director - [offscreen] Still rolling? Liliana Komorowska - Chinese? Director - [offscreen] Still rolling, here we go.

Pont de la Concorde (2x18: Pharoah's Daughter) [DM gets into car with Nefertiri, accidentally turns windshield wipers on.] [No intelligible dialogue.]

Loft above dojo (3x01: The Samurai) Director - [offscreen] Action. Adrian Paul - Careful, Charlie. Mind the freakin' elevator, man. Midori, you here?

various short blooper clips set to music ["Groove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite]

Inside abandoned asylum (2x03: Turnabout) [Adrian Paul dances with large boom mic, singing 'Strangers in the Night'] Director - [offscreen] Cut. Alright, we'll go again, guys.

Dojo office (2x06: The Zone) DM - So what exactly do you want me to do about it? Joe - [offscreen] He has to be stopped. Adrian Paul - So why don't you-- [blows raspberry] I just love these things, don't you? I just love the way they-- Hi, Mom. [leaves camera frame]

Honniger estate (2x10: Epitaph for Tommy) Andrea Roth - Nicely done, Mister, uh, touché, fuck me, okay.

Flashback - 1890 - MacLeod's hotel room (2x11: The Fighter) DM - Everyone else knocks, Sully, and I wasn't expecting you. Sully - [offscreen] Well, if it wasn't an emergency... Adrian Paul - Well, since when is a bare-fuckle ni-- [cracks up] knuckle fight-- Director - [offscreen] Cut it. Adrian Paul - Bare-fuckle night!

Dojo office (2x06: The Zone) Charlie - No, all this kind of stuff's been going on in the Zone for years, and I've just been shaking my head. DM - You made it out. Charlie - Well, it's time to maybke it [flubs line] Adrian Paul - It's beautiful like that! Director - [offscreen] Okay, cut.

Flashback - Berlin, 1936 - Street outside the Domino, night (2x07: The Return of Amanda) Werner - Luven. The crossing at Luven. Twelve o'clock. DM - [nods] Okay. Werner - By the way, I've forgotten your name. Adrian Paul - It's Bond. James Bond.

various short blooper clips set to music ["Don't Lose Your Head" by Queen]

Flashback - Thornhurst asylum, 1921 (2x03: Turnabout) Director - [offscreen] Ready. Action! Action. Nurse - [in hallway] Excuse me. May I help you? DM - Oh, I hope so. Uh, I've come to see Dr. Moore. I have this problem. [Moves coat to reveal stuffed tube sock sticking out of his pants.] Nurse - Yes, I see that. [DM hands her a business card.] Thank you, Mr. MacLeod. He's in the west wi-- Director - [offscreen] Cut. Alright, we'll go again.

Street near car dealership (2x22: Counterfeit II) Lisa - I'm late. DM - Uh, well, maybe we could have dinner sometime. Lisa - I don't think so. Adrian Paul - Well, how about a blowjob?

Woods near cabin, night (2x13: Bless the Child) DM - Where is she? Charlie - You think they got her? Adrian Paul - Well, there's no signs of a struggle-- [trips, falls down]

Dojo (3x07: The Lamb) Kenny - Yeah. Four years ago. I was ten. My mom and dad took me... DM - You have no idea where? Myles Ferguson - My mom and dad took me to a gay bar. Director - [offscreen] That's great. That's perfect.

Inside empty building 2x12: Under Color of Authority Director - [offscreen] Action. [Mako attacks RR, kicks a bag of packing peanuts, gets his foot stuck in the bag.] Director - [offscreen] Cut. Cut. Let's go back.

Flashback - American Wilderness, 1872 (3x02: Line of Fire) [Adrian Paul tries to jump on Indian horse bareback and ride away. Fails repeatedly.]

Speed Credits

Lauren's house, night (3x04: The Cross of St. Antoine) [Jim Byrnes is still trying to break the glass with his cane.]

Flashback - England, 1805 - street, night (3x10: Blackmail) Adrian Paul - [giggles] Baddup-baddup, that's all, folks. [is beheaded by 'Shadows' cowled figure]