Highlander
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SEASON THREE
Episode 12: They Also Serve
Written by Lawrence Shore
Directed by Paolo Barzman
Aired: February 11, 1995
Transcript revised: 11-26-20
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STARRING: Duncan MacLeod - Adrian Paul Richie Ryan - Stan Kirsch Joe Dawson - Jim Byrnes Dr. Anne Lindsey - Lisa Howard |
GUEST STARS: May-Ling Shen - Vivian Wu Michael Christian - Barry Pepper Rita Luce - Mary Woronov Ian Bancroft - Michael Anderson Jr. |
FEATURING: | |
Mike Barrett - Marc Baur Kahn - Mina E. Mina |
Justin Russell - Oliver Becker |
Locations List:* | |
0. Scenes filmed at Virtue/Reckert Studios, 770 Pacific Blvd [49.274936,-123.111030] (no longer there) | |
1. Hong Kong (establishing) - unknown location | |
2. Diving pool - 788 Jervis St [49.287213,-123.127302] | |
3. Motorhome - parking lot for 450 Stanley Park Dr [49.297144,-123.132339] | |
4. Outer Mongolia - Delta floodplains, near Point Roberts, exact coordinates unknown. | |
5. Street - alley between Robson & Alberni [49.287676,-123.128487] | |
6. Dojo exterior - back door of building, at end of Cambie St [49.284721,-123.108851] | |
7. Duncan's cabin - Mount Seymour Provincial Park [49.367768,-122.947607] | |
8. Dam - Seymour Falls Dam [49.371411,-122.948596] | |
9. Road near dam - Mt Seymour Rd [49.357923,-122.952813] | |
* Locations are in Vancouver unless otherwise indicated. = link to location photos = link to episode screencaps |
Eurominutes: The full version of this episode runs 48 minutes, but for the domestic (US) market, this was cut shorter for commercials. "Eurominutes" are those 4-5 minutes that European fans got to see but US fans missed out on when the episodes originally aired. (Subsequent reruns on USANetwork and SciFi/Syfy may or may not adhere to the original domestic cut.) Huge thanks to Gillian Horvath for providing the tape of the official domestic cut of this episode, as it was released by the studio for the US stations.
~Official Eurominutes are bolded.
~Rerun on Syfy (2010) matches the official cut.
NOTE: For 'Final Shooting Script' scenes that are not present in the actual episode, click on the 'CUT' links throughout the transcript. (Affected transcript lines are <bracketed>.)
[Voice-over by Joe Dawson]
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TEASER
[Christian watches through rooftop skylight as May-Ling dives repeatedly from platform into pool. As she swims for the ladder, she senses 'buzz', sees Christian waiting for her with his sword.] Christian - Looks like you went swimming without your life preserver. [clicks his tongue] You made a mistake, May-Ling. May-Ling - If you want to fight, let me get my sword. Christian - Oh, no. I don't want to fight. No, I want your head. [beheads her before she can react, takes her Quickening. Rita watches from nearby.]
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ACT ONE
Establishing shot: parked motorhome Rita - [giving Christian a massage] It was flawless. Exactly as I had planned. And you were superb. Alhough you could have been a little quicker. Christian - She's dead, isn't she? I was perfect. Rita - You're good, Michael, but you only get one mistake. Christian - Well, I won't make it. Rita - Unless you get careless, or lazy, or you don't choose your targets carefully. Everything in the proper place at the right time. And never move unless you're ready. And always be ready. [stands, picks up iron from table, quickly swings it at his head. He grabs her wrist to stop her, revealing the Watcher tattoo there.] Christian - I'm ready.
[Ian walks toward entrance.]
[Behind the bar, Mike is cleaning glasses & Joe is checking his stock.] Ian - [enters] Excuse me? Mike - [turns] Get you something? Ian - Glenmorangie, if you have it. Mike - Coming up. Joe - [puts down his clipboard, walks around end of bar past some patrons] Excuse me. [walks over to Ian] Ian. Oh, it's good to see you. How are you. [introduces Mike] Mike Barrett, Ian Bancroft. Mike - It's a pleasure, Mr. Bancroft. A real honor. Ian - The pleasure's mine. I've heard good things about you. Joe - So... what do you think of the joint? Ian - Well, I give high marks to any club that serves fine single malt. It suits you. Must be true, what they say. "You can take the boy out of Chicago, but you can't take Chicago out of the boy." Joe - <CUT You know, you're still the only person I know who gets away with calling me "boy".> So, who needs reassignment? Ian - I do. Joe - May-Ling? Ian - She's gone. Joe - I'll be damned.
[later, Watcher poker night] Mike - [dealing cards, the Watcher tattoo on his wrist visible] Here we go again, ladies and gents. Five-card draw. Rita - [enters bar] Joe? I didn't know we were having a party. Joe - Well, the more the merrier. Grab a chair. You can make a contribution to my retirement fund. Oh, uh, Justin Russell, Maureen Russell. [points to young couple sitting at table with himself, Mike, & Ian] Rita - Rita Luce. [to Joe] Uh, no thanks. You know I don't like to gamble. Joe - Well, Mike's off duty, so it's "serve yourself" at the bar. Rita - Ian... I'm sorry about May-Ling. Ian - Why? Rita - I know how hard it is to lose one. When Gaspar got killed, it was like losing family. Ian - Gaspar was your first assignment. You didn't know any better. But you should know better now. [to Justin] Your bet. Justin - Check. So it looks like Trent is definitely moving to Boulder, Colorado. Maureen - I'll open for five. Joe - On this? [tosses some chips] Okay. So, are you going to go with him? Maureen - We haven't decided yet. Justin - Maureen's nervous about moving to a new city. CUT Ian - Does it make a difference? [Rita shrugs.] CUT Maureen - Keeps to himself. CUT Justin - Maureen thinks he's been writing historical romances under a pseudonym. Maureen - He is! Ian - Raise you ten. Mike - I'll see that. [tosses in chips] They any good? Maureen - Lot of swordfighting. Justin - He must be basing them on someone else's life. We've been watching the guy for three years and I don't think he used his sword once. Maureen - Call. [tosses chips] Mike - Must be rusty as hell. Joe - Mm, fold. [to Ian] What was that kid, uh, remember? What was his name? Uh, took out Richland. Ian - Boyer. [shows his cards] Uh, flush. Nine high. [lays down 8, 3, 5, 6, & 9 of hearts] Maureen - Pair of queens. What was I doing in this game? Mike - [as Ian reaches for the pot] Uh-uh-uh. [lays his cards on top of Ian's] Full house, kings and threes. [King of hearts, diamonds, and spades; 3 of diamonds and spades] Joe - Boyer, yeah. Five-feet-two and skinny as a rail. Didn't think he'd last a year. Justin - He still around? Joe - Last I heard. Mike - Well, I guess it's like anything else... You never know until the last card. [collects his winnings] Justin - [shuffling the deck] Well, the one that surprised me was Grayson. CUT No one thought that anybody'd nail that son-of-a-bitch. <Joe - I only saw the beginning. CUT Looked like MacLeod was finished, and, uh, I didn't want to stick around and see it happen.>
Flashback: Sulfur piles by the docks, night
[Swordfight begins. Fight ranges among the sulfur piles & the conveyor belts & equipment around them. 1 Up in the catwalks of the rig, DM dodges Grayson's blows.] Grayson - [holds DM's sword against his] Another century and you might have beaten me. [Grayson punches DM in the face, knocking him from the rig. DM lands on conveyor belt. Grayson jumps down after him. Fight continues. Grayson disarms DM.]
Grayson - [raises his sword for final blow] There can be only one!
[DM kicks Grayson away, jumps from conveyor belt. 2 DM - There can be only one. [DM beheads Grayson, takes Quickening.]
(resume previous scene) Rita - I guess the lesson is 'never underestimate MacLeod'. Joe - Yeah, he's surprised a few people. Rita - The man doesn't seem to have any weaknesses. Joe - No. Not that I've noticed. Justin - To tell you the truth, Rita, I'm surprised your guy Christian's still around. As young as he is, I'd have thought he was easy pickings. Rita - Maybe he just works harder than anybody else. Ian - You sound like his manager. Rita - Why? Because I think he's as good as anybody out there? Ian - Objectivity. Objectivity. Rita - Oh, give me a break. You put two years of your life into May-Ling Shen and when she's killed, you just go off to a poker game as if nothing happened? Well, I'm sorry. I'm not like that. Ian - Then it sounds to me like you'd better find a new assignment. Rita - Don't even think about it. Joe - She's been with Christian since the beginning. Ian - Perhaps that's the problem. She's lost her perspective. Rita - That's crap! Joe - Come on, Ian. Everyone tends to root for their guy a little. It's an occupational hazard. Ian - That doesn't make it right. [to Rita] You're too close to him. Rita - Who are you to judge me? [reaches for cards on table] Is this all they are to you? Cards in a game? <Here's May-Ling. [rips card into pieces] CUT The game is over, right? The game goes on without her. Here is Xavier. [throws card at Maureen] And this one: here is Sarah. And here is Stanton, and here is Darius. [throws cards and chips at the players]> Joe - Rita, Rita! Rita - Go on, keep on playing. They're just cards! [storms out] Ian - Perhaps we've, uh, played enough poker for tonight.
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ACT TWO
ACT THREE
DM - I'm sorry. It's never easy, losing a friend. Joe - You know, coming here is the last thing Ian would have wanted me to do. DM - Do you think he was right? Joe - The last thing we did before he died was argue about it. Rule number one: A Watcher and an Immortal can't be friends. DM - Come on, Joe. You don't have to choose. Joe - Don't I? I took an oath... and I broke it. And the Watchers have been around for a long time. What gives me the right to say, "I'll do this my way"? DM - Because you're a man, and part of life is deciding, making your own judgment calls. And choosing who your friends are. Do you regret our friendship, Joe? Joe - No! [sighs] I don't know. I should go.
DM - I'll see you out.
DM - Unfinished business is always hard. If you didn't believe Ian was right yesterday, dying doesn't make him right today. Follow your instincts. That's all you can do. Joe - What if you're wrong? DM - Then you're wrong. 6
DM - [as Joe exits elevator] You know, the life I live... Sometimes you fight, you kill... It never leaves you untouched. Joe - I know. Thanks. DM - I'll see you around, Joe. RR - [enters as Joe is walking toward the exit] Hey, just the two fellas I was looking for. Check it out. Guy owed me a favor, and boom! [holds up tickets] Courtside seats. I am telling you, Jack Nicholson does not have a better view. Joe - You thought we'd all go together? RR - Well, I don't know. Let me see, Joe. [points to each of them in turn] Uh, one, two three -- [counts tickets] One, two three! Hey! Check that out! DM - It's very nice of you, Rich. Thanks. RR - You're welcome, Mac. So what do you say, Joe? You'll be there? Joe - [flatly] No. No, I won't be there. [leaves] RR - [to DM] Did I say something? DM - Nah.
DM - [exits elevator with RR] I'm taking a little trip. RR - Where to? DM - The island. RR - Mac, is, um... everything okay? DM - Everything's fine. Just have some thinking to do. I'll be back tomorrow. [hands RR his katana] Keep an eye on this for me. RR - Mac, that's one of the first thing you taught me -- make it part of you. Keep it with you. DM - Yeah, I know. It is part of me, but it's not my life. For twenty-four hours, I'm walking away from it. Take it. [RR reluctantly takes the sword. DM packs May-Ling's Chronicle into his bag & zips it closed.] Don't worry, Richie. It's holy ground. [leaves]
Rita - [as Joe walks over] Joe. Joe - Hello, Rita. Rita - I heard about Ian. What a loss. [Joe gives her a look.] Joe, I know we had words, but that doesn't mean that we still weren't friends. Joe - No, it doesn't. RR - [arrives, interrupts] Joe. Hey, ah... [glances at Rita] Can I talk to you for a second? Joe - Sure. [to Rita] Excuse us. [moves to end of bar with RR] What's up? RR - Um, Mac went off on some kind of vision quest to the island. RR - So he didn't take his sword. CUT Joe - Look, MacLeod's been around a long time. He can take care of himself. RR - Yeah. Sure. He can take care of himself. [leaves] [Rita, still sitting at bar, smiles briefly.]
Christian - [looks up as Rita enters] Hi. Cartoon character - [on tv] Look what he done! {??} [Rita turns off the tv] Christian - What'd you do that for? Rita - You've got better things to do. [reachs into closet] It's time. [pulls out his sword & carries it over to him] Time to take out MacLeod.
[DM paddles canoe toward island.] Christian - [voice-over] Where is he? [Canoe reaches shore of island with large cabin visible among the trees.] Rita - [voice-over] He's on an island. A place the Indian shamans used. [DM sits cross-legged on the ground, meditating.] Christian - [voice-over] Rita, that's holy ground.
(resume previous scene) Rita - He's got to come back, doesn't he? Christian - Yes, he does.
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<Joe's Bar, night CUT [Joe sits in the closed bar, playing blues on his guitar.]
Flashback: Loft above dojo
Joe - Well, then do something for me. DM - Whatever you need. Joe - You help me find this son-of-a-bitch.
[Joe continues playing blues on his guitar.]
Flashback: Outdoor path
DM - I want your files. Joe - No chance. DM - I need to know more about him -- where he's lived, his habits. What he's done. Joe - We have rules. DM - Then break them.
[Joe continues playing blues on his guitar.]
Flashback: Park bench by ocean
DM - This is my business now, not yours. Understood? Joe - Yeah.
[DM performs a kata next to a campfire outside his cabin.]
Flashback: Outside Helene's residence
Joe - [as DM brings him coffee] Why, thanks, MacLeod. What is this, an act of friendship? DM - Let's just say we're not enemies.
[DM continues kata.]
Flashback: Inside bookstore - Joe's office
Joe - You're why I'm here, MacLeod. I've been tracking you for fifteen years. DM - Should I be flattered?
[DM continues kata.]
Flashback: Dojo office
Joe - He's got to be stopped, MacLeod! DM - Then why don't you stop him? I'm not a cop, Dawson.
[DM stands, holding the Chronicle in his arms.]
Flashback - Outer Mongolia, 1780 [Flashes of DM & May-Ling riding a pair of horses, walking toward the yurt, kissing beside a fire.]
[DM sits by campfire, reading the Chronicle.]
[Joe finishes his song, stops playing.]>
[DM leaves cabin, paddles canoe back across lake.]
Rita - [enters] Knock, knock. Joe - Over here. Rita - Are you pouring coffee or am I too early? Mike - I'll put a pot on. Joe - So, how is Christian? Rita - Oh, nothing exciting happening. Mike - Then you didn't hear, did you? Rita - Hear what? Mike - Justin called me last night. Christian took out Trent yesterday. Joe - You set him up. Just like you set up May-Ling! Where's Christian now? Rita - It's too late to stop it. Joe - Maybe not.
RR - [answers ringing phone] Dojo. This is Richie. [listens for a moment, then slams down the receiver & quickly leaves]
Rita - What have you done? Joe - I just leveled the playing field. Rita - No! [tries to run for the exit, but Joe grabs her] Joe - Now we do what we're supposed to -- we wait.
[DM paddles canoe toward dam. RR speeds down road on motorcycle. DM walks toward his car & senses 'buzz', sees Christian.] Christian - Michael Christian. And you're not on holy ground now, MacLeod. DM - You're so right. [Christian comes at him, swinging. DM dodges his sword.] Christian - You're good, MacLeod, but you haven't got a chance. [He continues attacking, but DM manages to disarm him. They fight hand-to-hand. Both end up falling into the lake above the dam.]
[Joe & Rita sit at a table, waiting for news.]
[DM & Christian fall over spillway of dam down to where Christian's sword has fallen.]
[RR speeds toward the dam on his motorcycle.]
[RR skids to a stop next to DM's car just as Quickening begins.]
[Joe & Rita, still waiting.]
RR - [watches lightning with horror, then grabs DM's katana, makes his way cautiously down to the river, meets DM climbing up the bank] Mac! CUT <DM - Hey, Richie. How're you doing? RR - I'm good. How are you? DM - Good. [takes his katana from RR] RR - It's nice to see you. DM - Nice to see you, too.>
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TAG
[DM enters. Rita sees him, realizes what that means. Holding back tears, she leaves.] DM - [to Joe, quietly] Thanks. [clasps his hand] Thank you, Joseph. [sets Chronicle on table] For everything. Joe - Yeah. What are friends for? |
End of "They Also Serve"
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