SEASON TWO
Episode 8: Revenge of the Sword

Scenes from the DVD set's "Final Shooting Script"
that do not appear in the episode.

 

SCENE ONE
Episode director Clay Borris plays the 'movie director'.

 
VOICE (O.S.) - Cut! Tail slate!

[Jimmy holds the pose as a slate comes into view and is clapped.]

ANOTHER VOICE (O.S.) - 'Revenge of the Sword', 42-Apple, Take 3.

[The slate disappears. Jimmy relaxes as Charlie opens his eyes.]
 

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SCENE TWO

 
MacLEOD - Look, why can't you just wait until the police investigate?
 

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SCENE THREE

 
[A few people are working out as MacLeod, now dressed in a sport coat and slacks, is on his way out.]

CHARLIE - [urgently cuts him off and dogs his path, brushing at MacLeod's jacket] Nice, MacLeod . . . Not on me, but on you, bellissimo!
 

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SCENE FOUR

 
CHARLIE - Now he's famous and people jump when he talks . . .
 

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SCENE FIVE

 
MacLEOD - And the rest was history?
 

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SCENE SIX

 
MacLEOD - So do I. Who else can answer my questions?

LAO - [feigning annoyance] Who else asks as many as you?
 

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SCENE SEVEN

The 'James Bond' quip is not in the shooting script.

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SCENE EIGHT

 
LEONG - Why?

MacLEOD - It's a secret.
 

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SCENE NINE

 
LISA - I think you can probably do anything you wanted to do. [looks around the room] So, what do you do when you're not watching out for my star?

MacLEOD - I keep busy . . .

LISA - [beat; casual] With Mrs. MacLeod . . .

MacLEOD - There is no Mrs. MacLeod.

LISA - [lifts a cup from the sink, drops it back] Didn't think so. [beat] I'm not married either . . . [beat; awkward] It's been months since I've even gone out with anybody. [beat] You like Mexican food?

MacLEOD - [with a smile] Is this how you get people to sign contracts?

LISA - No . . . actually . . . I'm trying to ask you for a date. [beat] I've been working so damn hard, I almost forgot how it's supposed to happen . . .

MacLEOD - How what's supposed to happen?

[She slowly leans up, eyes closed, bringing her lips to his in a hesitant kiss. MacLeod responds, but lightly. Lisa breaks off reluctantly and looks at him, wondering if she blew it, made a mistake. MacLeod looks into her eyes.]

MacLEOD - I wouldn't worry . . .

LISA - About what?

MacLEOD - [smiles] You didn't forget.

LISA - I know, you're not interested.

MacLEOD - I didn't say that. I just think some things are worth waiting for.

LISA - You mean you want to get to know me first?

MacLEOD - [smiles] Too old fashioned for you?

LISA - No. [beat, smiles] I kinda like it.
 

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SCENE TEN

 
JIMMY - And lose the movie?

MacLEOD - You like being a hero to the kids, don't you. Having them look up to you.

JIMMY - It's not just about me, or the Tong. [beat] I make it, they know they can, too.

MacLEOD - Make it as what, Jimmy? A guy looking over his shoulder, wondering when the truth will come out? Because it always does.
 

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SCENE ELEVEN

 
MacLEOD - The thing I heard about Hollywood is that they pay you like a king, but they treat you like hell to make up for it.
 

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