Highlander
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[Rangers ride toward camera.]

[Cut-out of DM's head rolls across the bottom of the screen as music starts playing. As lyrics are sung, the words appear onscreen with DM's head bobbing above them, sing-along style.]

[Super (and sung):
There's a guy]

[Paxton & DM walk through town, rifles ready.]

[Super (and sung):
Who can never die
For he's immortal!
He'll chop a head
And land in bed]

[Bare legs/feet of what appears to be a woman wearing a blue shirt (or short dress?) appear in doorway and run down steps.]

[Super (and sung):
With this week's guest star]

[DM & Rangers ride across camera.]

[Super (and sung):
His hair is black
He goes by Mac]

[DM talking to Tippet about Koren [no audio].]

[Super (and sung):
He is immortal!]

[Super (and sung):
Drives a Ford
And wields a sword]

[Aerial shot of castle ruins.]

[Super (and sung):
He's had for centuries]

[Paxton & DM walk through town, rifles ready.]

[Super (and sung):
There's a guy
Who can never die
For he's immortal!]

[DM & Rangers ride across camera.]

[Super (and sung):
He'll chop a head
And land in bed]

[Bare legs/feet of what appears to be a woman wearing a blue shirt (or short dress?) appear in doorway and run down steps.]

[Super (and sung):
With this week's guest star]

[DM, inside barn, hears a noise, raises his gun. [no audio]]

[Super (and sung):
His hair is black
He goes by Mac
He is immortal!]

[Kronos jumps from hayloft.]

[Super (and sung):
Drives a Ford
And wields a sword]

[DM gallops across the moors on horseback. Playback of scene is sped up.]

[Super (and sung):
He's had for centuries]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] He is Immortal

[Aerial shot of DM performing kata.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] For centuries, he has battled the forces of darkness...

[DM rides horse across mudflats by castle ruins.]

[DM beheads Slan.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] He cannot die, unless you take his head.

[Methos senses 'buzz'.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] There are others like him. Some good, some...

[Out-of-tune bagpipe music.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] Eh, not so good...

[DM gallops across the moors on horseback.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] He is not alone. Well, not usually. Unless, of course, there's a real important battle going on.

[Villagers armed with scythes & pitchforks back away, then turn & run.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] And then... Well, you watch your so-called friends scatter.

[Amanda, in plague cart, raises her hand toward camera.]

Amanda - [voice-over] Are you an angel?

[Martin photographs Amanda & DM from some distance away, Watcher tattoo visible on his wrist.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] No, you little waif. I am a Watcher.

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] Part of a secret society of men and women who--

[DM playing poker.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] --observe and record but never interfere.

[Joe shoots DM.]

[Joe drinks from shot glass.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] Well, almost never.

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] You see, I got this bar...

[Close on antique golf ball being hit by golf club.]

[Ball hits trunk of tree (not in episode).]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] And, well, I'm not really into golf...

[Joe grins up at ceiling, opens his mouth wide (in a yawn?). (no audio)]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] And so my days are pretty free.

[Johnny aligns gun sights.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] My dad--

[Hitler at conference table before bomb explodes.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] --he loved spy novels--

[Byron's pet goat]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] --believed in reincarnation, and taught me--

[DM playing poker.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] --a killer game of ping pong. Ah, but just try and find an Immortal who's up for a match on a slow Wednesday afternoon. I mean, sure...

[Close on Matthew's hands, playing with slinky.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] I've wanted to chop a few heads occasionally. Mainly these directors who--

[Joe drinks from shot glass.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] --just can't get it right, you know?

[Hand waves clapboard around in front of camera.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] Do it again. Come on, Joe.

[Joe's first phone conversation with DM.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] Speed it up. That's not the way they wrote it!

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] Let's do it again.

[DM & Paco stand captive as natives kneel around them.]

Adrian Paul - Let's do that again. Do that again.

[Clapboard snapped at start of scene.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] Bloody...

[Joe shakes his head.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] In the end, there can be only one.

[Adrian Paul eating green apple.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] May it be Duncan MacLeod...

[Close on Adrian Paul, who makes a face at the camera.]

Joe Dawson - [voice-over] The Highlander.

[While dancing with Anne, Adrian Paul belches.]

Adrian Paul - [walking toward entrance] Oh, hello, sir, how are you?

Jim Byrnes - [walking past] Very well. How about yourself?

Adrian Paul - Pretty good. [enters building] The Highlander production office. This is where all the movies are made.

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