Queen of Swords
Episode 2: Death to the Queen
Written by Jocelyne Simmons
Directed by Jon Cassar
Transcript revised: 12-18-08
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Tessa Alvarado - Tessie Santiago
Marta - Paulina Gálvez
Dr. Robert Helm - Peter Wingfield
Col. Luis Montoya - Valentine Pelka
Cpt. Grisham - Anthony Lemke
Queen of Swords - Tessa's alter ego
Don Gaspar Hidalgo - Tacho González
Vera Hidalgo - Elsa Pataky
Sgt. Alonzo - Javier Lago
Louisa - Cristina Segovia
Torlio - Lucas Fulca
Soldier - [cracks whip] Back to work!
Sgt. Alonzo - That should be enough to blast the vein wide open.
Grisham - Then do it. Montoya wants his gold, and you're a week late already, sergeant.
Sgt. Alonzo - [sighs] Capitan, the men I have are all sick.
Grisham - [sees incoming wagonload of prisoners] Then it's your lucky day . . . more volunteers.
Soldier - Come on! Move it. We don't have all day. Come on!
Grisham - No more excuses, sergeant.
Sgt. Alonzo - Yes, capitan.
[Torlio escapes from wagon, runs]
Soldiers - Stop! Hey! Stop! [soldiers & other prisoners yelling, gunfire]
[Torlio scrambles up steep hillside]
Grisham - [to Torlio] Need a hand? I'd take it if I were you.
Torlio - [spits at Grisham] Never. Go to hell!
Grisham - Your choice.
Torlio - [loses grip, falls down side of hill] Aaaaaah!
Santa Helena: street
Marta - [holding up a strip of cloth] This wouldn't make a shawl for a mouse.
Tessa - Where's the supply ship?
Marta - Late.
Tessa - I'm tired of beef for breakfast, beef for lunch . . .
Marta - There's always corn. [holds up some]
Tessa - There's no fruit, no spices . . . Ah, wait! [spies a lone apple in a barrel, reaches for it]
Dr. Helm - [grabs apple first, takes a bite] Mmm.
Tessa - I beg your pardon?! That was mine!
Dr. Helm - Mmm. Was it? We could share. [breaks off piece & offers it] Didn't think so.
Tessa - You could at least have asked me first.
Dr. Helm - But then I would have had to introduce myself and exchange pleasantries. It would have taken far too long.
Tessa - So why not just grab it??
Dr. Helm - I was hungry. I still am. Very hungry. And obviously being a woman of wealth and priviledge, you wouldn't know what that feels like.
Montoya - Dr. Helm, you've arrived!
Tessa - You're a doctor?
Dr. Helm - I rode all the way from Texas just to steal your apple.
Montoya - We have been awaiting your arrival with great impatience. I see you've already met Senorita Alvarado. And now, doctor, allow me to show you around our humble pueblo. Senorita.
Marta - Who was that?
Tessa - He calls himself a doctor.
Tessa - That was the most ill-mannered, foul-smelling, . . . arrogant . . .
Marta - Don't tell me you've run out of insults!
Tessa - Mmmm, tarantula.
Marta - Ah, a tarantula with teeth white as pearls, broad shoulders, blue eyes . . .
Tessa - Green eyes.
Louisa - Marta! [notices Tessa] I'm sorry to disturb you, senorita, I will come back.
Tessa - No, wait Louisa. What's wrong?
Louisa - Torlio, my husband. He was taken yesterday by two men.
Marta - Try to calm yourself.
Louisa - The soldiers wanted to question him about stolen cattle.
Tessa - I know Torlio. He's not a thief.
Louisa - I waited all night, but he did not come home. This morning, I went to the jail.
Tessa - And?
Louisa - They said they'd already let him go.
Tessa - He must be on his way home then.
Louisa - No, senorita. He has disappeared, and I am very frightened for him.
Montoya - Disappeared?
Tessa - Colonel, I am only concerned because my people are gossiping when they should be working.
Montoya - Perhaps your people need a firmer hand.
Tessa - You're right. Perhaps because I am not a man, they take advantage of me.
Montoya - Senorita, I am in the middle of some business.
Tessa - One of my workers is convinced that once men enter your jail, they're never heard from again.
Montoya - Disappearing husbands are nothing new. You know, senorita, many a man discovers, alas too late, that he has made an error in his choice of life companion. [knock on door] Enter!
Grisham - Senorita.
Tessa - Captain.
Montoya - Senorita was just leaving.
Tessa - I was?
Montoya - Regrettably.
Tessa - About Torlio . . .
Montoya - Be careful, Maria Teresa. If one so beautiful as you were to disappear, it would break my heart.
Tessa - Don't worry, colonel, I have no intentions of disappearing. [Tessa leaves]
Montoya - You are still behind schedule.
Grisham - I have --
Montoya - -- another excuse? Yet another example of your own incompetence?
Grisham - We are behind schedule because the men are dropping like flies.
Montoya - Look. [points out window] A few dozen soldiers, some horses, a small pueblo. It's insignificant, really. Do you have any idea what it takes to build an empire?
Grisham - Gold.
Montoya - And?
Grisham - Armies.
Montoya - And?
Grisham - I don't know.
Montoya - Cannons. Just like the ones which are coming on the supply ship, right here. And all they ask of me in payment are a few nuggets of gold, which are where? Exactly! That's right, they are still in the mine.
Grisham - I push the men, and the men drop. So we grab more men now . . . how long before the Queen of Swords finds out? Hm?
Montoya - Of course the Queen of Swords will come. We will make sure of it.
Santa Helena: street
[Dr. Helm using a broken mirror to shave]
Vera - You don't look married, Dr. Helm.
Dr. Helm - I wasn't aware that marriage had a look.
Vera - Oh, yes. And certainly, it doesn't look like you. So, what brought you to California, doctor?
Dr. Helm - Adventure.
Vera - A man like you would find adventure anywhere he went.
Don Hidalgo - My petal, the dons are waiting.
Vera - A welcoming gift. [hands Dr. Helm a wrapped bottle] Wine from the hoja. [trans: Wine from the leaf.]
Dr. Helm - Thank you very much.
Don Hidalgo - My wife is lovely, isn't she, doctor? Perhaps soon you'll find one of your own.
[QoS hides behind rocks, watching soldiers & prisoners. Soldiers load two prisoners in a wagon & drive off. QoS gets on horse & follows.]
Santa Helena: street
Dr. Helm - If you want to keep the arm, soldier, keep that dressing dry.
Montoya - Nicely done, doctor. You are an angel of mercy. A moment of your time.
Dr. Helm - I still have two to see.
Montoya - Before you came, they had to lick their wounds clean. I'm sure they will not mind having to wait another minute or two. [Dr. Helm & Montoya begin walking down the street] Hypothetically speaking, doctor, what if several men, working in confined conditions, suddenly became ill? Unable to work.
Dr. Helm - Why are they confined?
Montoya - That is unimportant. The symptoms are all the same. Trouble breathing, fainting sometimes . . .
Dr. Helm - Perhaps they are being worked to exhaustion.
Montoya - No, no, no. Of course not. Hypothetically speaking, would there be a medicine you could prescribe?
Dr. Helm - What I would prescribe is that you take them out of the place where they are working.
Montoya - And if that were not possible? Surely there must be some medicine, no?
Dr. Helm - If these men are truly sick, hypothetically speaking, then I should see them, and sooner rather than later.
Montoya - Perhaps. But now, doctor, you have more pressing matters to attend to. Hasta luego.
Near Gold Mine
[QoS still following wagon, riding through canyon, gunshots, QoS falls from horse]
Grisham - Get after her! Hyeah!
[Soldiers yelling, QoS & soldiers swordfighting]
QoS - [backed up to edge of cliff over ocean] Who's first, boys?
Soldier - Get her! [Soldiers attack, are beaten, another comes forward]
QoS - I wouldn't if I were you.
Grisham - She's mine! [QoS puts a hand on the bullet wound in her side] Does it hurt? Don't run away.
QoS - Where could I possibly go, captain? [drops sword off cliff, dives off cliff]
Grisham - I could have just shot her.
Beach below cliff
[Soldiers combing the beach]
Soldier - She might have drown, sir.
Grisham - Then find me her body.
[Soldier finds shred of fabric, gives it to Grisham]
Grisham - I want what's left of her clothes! [takes fabric & rides off]
Santa Helena: cafe
Don Hidalgo - Hm, you're offering me a percentage of the mines?
Montoya - [chuckles] You surprise me, Hidalgo.
Don Hidalgo - I'm a quiet man, but I know things.
Montoya - The mine is only a small part of what I am talking about. What I need --
Don Hidalgo - --is coffee! [laughs] You need to relax a bit. You are always so tense.
Montoya - You know, you're right. It is what you have that I don't. You have this marvelous ability to . . . to relax and enjoy life. It's what draws people to you. This is why you have maintained your great influence over the other dons.
Don Hidalgo - Yes, that's true. I tell them to be calm even though their men are disappearing. One day soon, the colonel will solve the mystery to all our benefit.
Grisham - [rides up with soldiers] Colonel! [holds up cloth]
Montoya - The skin of the fox. Look at the stitching, huh? And the cloth. It's the finest silk. No peasant made this.
Grisham - She was a Spaniard, just as you thought.
Montoya - Skin of the fox is one thing. The fox itself is another thing entirely.
Grisham - No, she couldn't have survived that fall.
Montoya - Not without sustaining a few broken bones, not to mention her wound. The party tonight, in honor of the good doctor . . . no Spaniard would dare to refuse my invitation, unless of course . . . unless of course they were badly injured.
Santa Helena: street
Vera - Marta, I've been looking for Tessa all day.
Marta - If you have a message . . .
Vera - All right, then. You can tell her, "She's dead. The Queen of Swords is dead." She was shot. Then she threw herself off a cliff. Her body shattered on the rocks below and was swallowed by the ocean.
Marta - No.
Vera - Yes, it's true. The capitan told me himself. He was very proud, and I think the colonel will probably want to celebrate.
Marta - I'm sorry, I can't be late.
Vera - Oh, Marta, I know you made the senorita's dresses. They are exquisite. I must have one. I will come down tomorrow morning and show you the brocades.
Beach below cliff
[Soldier sees QoS's sword buried in the sand, then sees body further up the beach.]
Soldier - The Queen! [stabs sword upright into sand, goes to body]
[QoS & soldier fight, QoS knocks second soldier off horse, grabs sword & rides off]
Marta - [crying, then sees Tessa] They said you were dead.
Tessa - There was no way to warn you, Marta. I needed them to think I was dead. Forgive me?
Marta - Oh! You're hurt.
Tessa - It's nothing. It's just a scratch.
Marta - [looking at wound] Two inches to the left, and you'd be dead. How are your ribs?
Tessa - They're fine.
[later that evening]
Tessa - Marta, it's getting late. Lace me for the party, please.
Marta - You can't go. Make some excuse.
Tessa - That's what Montoya will be waiting for.
Marta - Look at you! You are dead on your feet. If you pass out at the party, you will give Montoya what he is waiting for.
Tessa - Marta, men are disappearing. Maybe dying. I must find out what I can. Please, help me dress.
Marta - This is going to hurt. [pulls corset lacings]
Tessa - Aaaah!
Montoya - I need that gold before the supply ship docks. No gold, no artillary.
Grisham - Sick men can't work.
Montoya - Make it happen, Grisham, or I will make you dig that gold out with your own bare hands.
Grisham - Colonel. [Grisham leaves]
Montoya - Dr. Helm. It is a boorish guest who arrives late for his own party.
Dr. Helm - And it's the poor host who points this out.
Montoya - Quite correct, doctor. This way, please. I must apologize, it's not you. It's this thorn in my side, the Queen of Swords.
Dr. Helm - Ah, yes. I understand she's quite the local hero.
Montoya - Vigilante, doctor. She steals my gold in the name of the people, and she keeps everything for herself. She leaves as many dead in her wake as . . . Napoleon.
Vera - Tessa, you don't look well.
Tessa - The wine doesn't agree with me this evening.
Vera - Smile anyway. You would do well to look ravishing at a party where, who knows, you might meet that certain caballero. [Vera leaves]
Marta - A slight chill in the air. [wraps shawl around Tessa's shoulders] The wound is bleeding through your dress.
Tessa - [looking around at crowd] That's the soldier from the beach. [Tessa & Marta move away]
Grisham - [to woman] You look lovely in this dress.
Montoya - Grisham!
Grisham - [to woman] Excuse us.
Montoya - You leave that fool to search for the Queen of Swords? [sees blood on wall] She's here. Secure the entrance. Let no one escape. We have her, and this time, we shall keep her. [to crowd] Please, ladies and gentlemen, it seems someone at our celebration has suffered an injury. Fortunately, we have our new doctor at hand. [crowd claps] Come, doctor. He will treat your wound in a gentle and gracious fashion.
Dr. Helm - What the hell is going on?
Montoya - The Queen of Swords is here. She is wounded and concealing it.
Dr. Helm - Ha, this is absurd.
Montoya - I announce that she is here and there will be violence. Play along with me, doctor. We don't want to see any innocents hurt. [to crowd] I gather that modesty is preventing the injured party from stepping forward, from which I can conclude that it is a woman. Come, ladies, surely your husbands cannot object to another's hands being upon you . . . if he is a doctor. [chuckling from crowd] So, Dona Vethelia will be first. A little relaxing music for the ladies. 'La Confidente'. Please, doctor, an injured woman needs your attention.
Dr. Helm - Senora. I apologize for this rather abrupt method of introduction. [looks her over, shakes head at Montoya] Senora Hidalgo. [Vera does 360, next lady steps up] Excuse me for tearing you away from your husband. [line moves forward] Are you feeling any pain anywhere? [another lady] Senora. If you would turn around, please? Thank you, good evening. We meet again, Senorita Alvarado. I believe you are next. [Tessa hesitates]
Marta - [picks up wine glass, crushes glass in hand] Please, I beg your forgiveness . . .
Montoya - [stops musicians] You!
Marta - I know servants aren't allowed to drink, but, Colonel, the evening was so lovely, I wanted wine.
Dr. Helm - Come with me.
Montoya - I do not see the need.
Dr. Helm - As I said before, I am the doctor. [leads Marta away, Tessa starts to follow]
Montoya - Senorita, your servant would not want you to be worrying about her so.
Tessa - I'm not worried about her. I'm worried about me. Who will do my laundry?
Montoya - Come, a dance before you go.
Dr. Helm's Office
Dr. Helm - Okay, that should stop the bleeding.
Marta - I am sorry to be so much trouble.
Dr. Helm - It's alright. I never did care much for parties, especially those given in my honor.
[Marta touches Dr. Helm's hands, sees flashes of battle, soldiers fighting & dying]
Marta - Your hands . . .
Dr. Helm - Pardon me?
Marta - These hands are not the hands of a doctor. [more flashes of battle, cannons firing, Dr. Helm aiming a musket] So much blood . . . so much death.
Tessa - Is she alright, doctor?
Dr. Helm - Rebandage every two days. See me next week. [exits hastily]
Tessa - Marta, are you in pain?
Marta - It's nothing. It's you we must worry about.
Alvarado's hacienda: next morning
Tessa - Marta.
Marta - [scrubbing laundry] Go away. Look at this. [holds up a bloody cloth] See what you have done? It will never come out.
Tessa - Please, Marta, you shouldn't be using your hand.
Marta - We're not in Spain anymore. We can't just order more fabric and call for a tailor! We must be more careful.
Tessa - Marta?
Marta - First, I thought you were dead. Then I thought I would lose you again last night.
Vera - [drives up in buggy] Hello? Hello? Oh, there you are, Senorita Alvarado. Did Marta tell you? She's making my dress. I hope you won't mind. Oh dear, how painful that must be. This has been the worst day, and it's only ten o'clock.
Tessa - We don't have any coffee, but . . .
Vera - I've had a headache since six. You were right about the wine. Then, at breakfast, I discovered that two of my best grooms were in a brawl and dragged off to prison. And my husband is furious.
Tessa - Your grooms? Well, I'm sure they'll be released.
Vera - No, I was in there for a while. I'm sure they've been taken to the mines.
Tessa - But why would they need grooms in a mine.
Vera - Exactly what I say. But what do I know of these things?
Santa Helena: street
Montoya - [stops in buggy] Dr. Helm. I need you.
Dr. Helm - I'm afraid this is not exactly a good time.
Montoya - I am sorry to be so abrupt, but I need you *now*.
Dr. Helm - I'm busy.
Montoya - Are you too busy to tend to the sick and the dying?
Dr. Helm - I gather the hypothetically sick have suddenly become real?
Montoya - It is a military matter, and I am sure you understand the need for discretion.
Dr. Helm - Oh, I am beginning to understand many things, colonel.
Montoya - Good. My men will escort you. [to driver] Let's go!
Santa Helena: cafe
Don Hidalgo - Hm, so much has changed in California since you were a little girl.
Tessa - [sighs] It seems that way.
Don Hidalgo - But you are settled now, back in your father's hacienda?
Tessa - At least the hills and the ocean haven't changed.
Don Hidalgo - Hm, we are most fortunate. [reaches to pour a glass of wine]
Tessa - Please, Don Hidalgo, let me. [pours the wine] When I was a child, I used to ride in these hills. Play hide and seek up and down the valley. I remember old water wells, and weren't there abandoned mines, too?
Don Hidalgo - I don't recall.
Tessa - But you must. There were dozens of them near the quarry and by the old river bed.
Don Hidalgo - Stay away from the river bed. Those mines were dangerous then, and they are dangerous now.
Tessa - [sees donkey & cart arriving bearing a dead body] Pardon me, Don Hidalgo.
Don Hidalgo - Maria Teresa . . . here curiosity is not a virtue.
Tessa - [goes to the cart] Louisa? Louisa.
Louisa - The soldiers found his body in the hills. They say he fell.
Tessa - My God, I'm so sorry.
Louisa - I have to wash this for his burial. They are his best clothes. How will God receive you, Torlio? How will he receive you?
[Tessa notices dirt in folds of the clothes]
Soldier - Get to work! Move it! You think this is a siesta?
Dr. Helm - [coming out of the mine] It's arsenic. Poison. The longer they work, the worse they'll become.
Sgt. Alonzo - They only work twelve hours at a time.
Dr. Helm - The only way to save these men is to keep them out of the mine.
Sgt. Alonzo - Tell that to Colonel Montoya.
Dr. Helm - How can he possibly justify that?
Sgt. Alonzo - Because the colonel says. There is no gold. No mine. And no men. That is how he justifies it.
Soldier - Sergeant, Corporal Pader's hat.
Sgt. Alonzo - [sighs] Capitan Grisham said she might be coming.
Dr. Helm - Who might be coming?
Sgt. Alonzo - Bring me three men. On second thought, make it six.
Soldier - You, come on. And you. I don't have all day. And you over there. Move it! You there, come with me. Come on! That's it, move! [lines prisoners up]
Sgt. Alonzo - If any of you move, you're dead.
Dr. Helm - What the hell do you think you're doing?
Sgt. Alonzo - Queen of Swords! You have ten seconds! Seven seconds! Show yourself, or I blow his brains out!
Dr. Helm - This is barbaric! If you think that I . . .[soldiers pull Dr. Helm back & hold him] You're mad!
Sgt. Alonzo - I have all the time and the men I need! Three seconds, Queen! Two! One!
QoS - Stop! [stands up on ridge]
Sgt. Alonzo - You waited long enough.
QoS - I wasn't sure you could count.
Sgt. Alonzo - Hands in the air! Or this man dies! [QoS raises her hands] Go get her. [QoS is brought to the Sgt] Such a pretty neck. Get word to Captain Grisham. He will want to slit it himself.
Soldier - Yes, sergeant.
[A few minutes later]
Dr. Helm - [arguing with the Sgt] Unless these men get fresh air and water, they'll be no good to anyone.
Sgt. Alonzo - Alright. Give the prisoners some water . . . and some rest.
Dr. Helm - Go on, go.
Prisoner - The Queen.
Sgt. Alonzo - The Queen can't be much help to you now.
Prisoner - They're going to kill the Queen! We are finished!
Soldier - Let's see who she is.
Sgt. Alonzo - Captain Grisham would rip out your heart if you saw her before he did.
Dr. Helm - She's bleeding.
Sgt. Alonzo - You can't go near her. She is a prisoner.
Dr. Helm - You want her alive for Captain Grisham, don't you?
Santa Helena: church
[Marta is sitting in a pew, a young girl is praying at the altar. Montoya enters, girl startles]
Montoya - [to Marta] Don't tell me that I frighten you, too.
Marta - Good afternoon, colonel.
Montoya - Today is the anniversary of my father's death. I never let that special day pass without celebrating.
Marta - You find such exultation in death. It is a rare gift.
Grisham - [enters church] Colonel, we have the Queen.
Montoya - See, senora? You should never underestimate the power of prayer.
QoS - [bound to a post] Don't bother.
Dr. Helm - I have to stop the bleeding.
QoS - So that Grisham and Montoya can kill me later?
Dr. Helm - No. So that I can do this. [uses scalpel blade to cut the ropes] The rest is up to you.
[QoS wriggles her hands free, Grisham & Montoya ride up]
Montoya - At last!
[QoS sneaks up behind a soldier, grabs his gun, runs into the mine]
Sgt. Alonzo - I'll get her!
Grisham - Kill her and you're a lieutenant! [moves forward toward mine entrance]
Montoya - No. She's trapped. There's no way out. Let the sergeant take her.
QoS - Congratulations. You found me. [Sgt & QoS fight]
Montoya - [from outside] La fugit bandita!
QoS - [to Sgt] At this moment, silence is a virtue. Turn around.
Montoya - Come out, please! We must take some time to talk! [motions soldiers forward toward mine entrance]
QoS - [punches hole in gunpowder barrel with foot,] Move. [prods Sgt forward, rolls barrel along ground, takes lantern from hook]
Dr. Helm - If you plan to commit murder today, you'll have to commit more than one!
Montoya - I may have to hold you to your word, doctor. Get out of my way
Sgt. Alonzo - Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Montoya - Checkmate, my queen.
QoS - [pushes the Sgt down the slope] I'd like to say a prayer.
Montoya - As long as you make it a short prayer.
QoS - [drops lantern, igniting trail of gunpowder] A plea for my executioners' souls.
Montoya - Ah, how touching. [to Grisham] When she is finished, kill her.
[gunpowder barrels in mine explode]
Montoya - Shoot her! Shoot her!
Grisham - Shoot! Now! Fire!
Montoya - What are you waiting for?!
Grisham - Shoot! [runs up slope to mine entrance]
Montoya - Grisham! I want her, dead or alive. Well, where is she?
Grisham - I don't know.
Montoya - Grisham, is she dead? [Tarot card flutters to Grisham's feet] What is it?
[Grisham brings card back to Montoya]
Dr. Helm - I think she left that for you.
Santa Helena: street
Montoya - Look at them, Grisham. It doesn't take much, does it? Give them a bolt of cloth and a few jars of spices, and they are happy. Everyone has what they wanted from the supply ship but me.
Grisham - It looks like your empire will have to wait.
Montoya - You'll be waiting on me, Grisham . . . whatever happens.
[Dr. Helm reaches for apple from a barrel, Tessa grabs it first]
Tessa - Pardon me, doctor, but I'm famished. I took your advice and didn't eat anything all morning. To see what hunger felt like.
Dr. Helm - And?
Tessa - Now I know.
Marta - Salt from Marseille, vinegar from El Ferrol del Caudillo, and . . . chocolate! Doctor.
Dr. Helm - Senorita.
Marta - We should get this home, before the sun melts it.
Tessa - [walks off with Marta] Marta, I want you to make me a new dress. I think the red brocade . . .
End of "Death to the Queen"
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