Queen of Swords
Episode 3: Fever
Written by Scott Kraft
Directed by Paolo Barzman
Transcript revised: 7-16-06
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Tessa Alvarado - Tessie Santiago
Marta - Paulina Gálvez
Dr. Robert Helm - Peter Wingfield
Col. Luis Montoya - Valentine Pelka
Cpt. Grisham - Anthony Lemke
Queen of Swords - Tessa's alter ego
Vera Hidalgo - Elsa Pataky
Enrique - Jesus Temiño
Pira - Irene Gonzalez
Enrique - Here, try and drink.
Pira - I'm so cold.
Girl - Mama? [lays blanket on Pira]
Enrique - I'm going for the doctor.
Pira - Enrique, Enrique, we have no money.
Enrique - Shh, don't worry. He's a good man. He'll come. I'll be back in no time.
[Enrique opens door, Grisham & soldiers waiting outside]
Grisham - By the orders of Colonel Luis Rimera Montoya, you are required to military service as a loyal . . . et cetera, et cetera, et cetera . . . Take him away.
Enrique - No! No! [pulls away from soldiers, tries to run]
Soldier - Halt!
Grisham - Are you disobeying orders already?
Enrique - Sir, please, my wife is sick with the fever.
Grisham - Well, so are half my men. You think you'd be my first choice?
Enrique - I can't leave my children to starve.
Grisham - Well, you're breaking my heart here. Bring him.
[Enrique tries to run, soldier lasso's him]
Pira - No, Enrique!
Santa Helena: street
Soldiers - Keep moving! Move! Come on. Hey! Get those men over there!
Montoya - Soldiers, Grisham? Where? Surely you don't mean this motley crew of peasants?
Grisham - I did the best with what I had, sir.
Montoya - I know the feeling . . .
Marta - Tessa, look . . . marigolds. This might help the fever.
Tessa - [looking out into street] Enrique?
Enrique - Please, colonel. What kind of an animal drags a man from his sick wife and hungry children?
Montoya - Presumably, the same kind that allows one to assault his commander.
Grisham - You're a soldier! [hauls Enrique to his feet] Now act like one. [Tessa & Marta walk up] Ladies.
Tessa - Good day, colonel.
Montoya - Senorita Alvarado.
Tessa - Colonel, I know that man. Surely he can't be guilty of any crime.
Montoya - Heavens, no, senorita. These happy few, this "band of brothers," is replenishing the ranks of our army.
Tessa - You mean those farmers?
Montoya - The fever has depleted our ranks, and the Queen of Swords remains a plague on us all.
Tessa - You took the words right out of my mouth.
Montoya - Where I used to send one man to collect the taxes, now I must send three. I sympathize with the peasants' plight, but she is to blame for all their suffering. Adios. Beunos dias, senorita.
Tessa - Beunos dias, colonel. [Montoya leaves] Montoya says it's all the Queen's fault.
Marta - Maybe he's got a point.
Tessa - I don't think so.
Marta - The Queen gives the peasants hope.
Tessa - And?
Marta - Hope is a dangerous thing to give desperate people.
Tessa - So what do you expect me to do? Nothing?
Marta - No. I expect you to accept responsibility for your actions and Montoya's reactions.
Tessa - Fine. Then I'll come back tonight and free Enrique.
Marta - And turn him into a deserter? Then he'll never be able to return home to his wife and family.
Tessa - First you tell me to be responsible, then you tell me to do nothing.
Marta - What I'm telling you is this is a problem that cannot be solved with a sword.
Santa Helena: courtyard
Grisham - [boxing with Enrique] Come on! Fight back! Come on, come on, you baby, fight back! Fight back! Defend yourself! You called me an animal in front of my commander? [throws punch, Enrique falls] Pick him up. Now remember, you've got to keep your guard up. [throws another punch, Enrique falls again] Who else wants a piece? Huh? [points to another 'recruit'] You? [turns, sees Tessa] Senorita.
Tessa - I'm sorry, captain. I didn't mean to interrupt.
Grisham - No, no. Come on! Go wash your colonel's horses. All of you!
Tessa - I've come to ask for a favor.
Grisham - You've come to ask a favor of me?
Tessa - A small personal request.
Grisham - It's personal? Would you pass me that, please. [points to towel]
Tessa - Here you are, captain.
Grisham - Thank you. Now, what could a simple soldier like myself possibly have to offer the daughter of a wealthy Spanish don? Pass my shirt too, please? Now, what was that favor?
Tessa - I'd like you to release Enrique to me.
Grisham - What do you want with trash like that?
Tessa - My hacienda needs workers. Enrique's as strong as a mule.
Grisham - Just how bad do you want that favor?
Dr. Helm - Breath deeply. [Montoya takes deep breath] Again. [Montoya inhales again]
Montoya - Where is my medicine?
Dr. Helm - It's gone.
Montoya - Gone!? Gone where?
Dr. Helm - To the sick, oddly enough.
Montoya - You treat peasants before you treat your dying commander?!
Dr. Helm - You're not dying, colonel, at least not today. I can't even be sure you have the fever yet.
Montoya - Don't you dare turn your back on me!
Dr. Helm - I will make some more medicine, and you can have it as soon as it's ready.
Montoya - You just remember this: your duty is to me and to me alone.
Dr. Helm - Death does not play favorites, colonel . . . and neither do I.
Montoya - As you rightly say, doctor, death is nobody's servant. You, however, are. Guard!
Guard - Sir.
Montoya - Escort the doctor to his office and see that he stays there.
Dr. Helm - You're arresting me?
Montoya - No. I am retaining you as my private physician. The medicine you make is for me alone. Do you understand? I don't give a damn who else dies.
Pira - What's happened to Enrique?
Marta - Don't worry. He'll be home soon. Senorita Alvarado is talking to the capitan. She'll get medicine from the doctor. [to herself] And perhaps she'll spare a pinch for me as well.
Santa Helena: store
Vera - Why is it I can never find the shade of blue I dream about?
Tessa - It's aways like that.
Vera - Maybe I should buy black. Everyone is getting sick. Maybe I'll be next.
Tessa - Impossible. You've never looked healthier or more beautiful.
Vera - You think the way I look comes easy? But you know, I work very hard.
Tessa - The women envy you, but it's the men who really appreciate you. I was talking to Captain Grisham . . .
Vera - Yes, so I heard.
Tessa - It was about my worker, Enrique.
Vera - You show a great deal of concern for a peasant.
Tessa - It's just that I can't afford to lose him now, and I know how much the captain respects your concerns.
Vera - Very impressive the way he fights, no? Like an animal.
Tessa - I hadn't noticed.
Vera - That's hard to believe.
Tessa - I was just asking him a question, Vera.
Vera - Right. About your worker.
Tessa - Do you think you could speak to the captain about Enrique?
Vera - I'm sorry, it's too late now. You should have come to me first. You should wear more red, Tessa. It will make you look less pale.
Dr. Helm's Office
Soldier - Colonel Montoya wants you.
Dr. Helm - I'm working.
Soldier - It's not a request. [points gun at Dr. Helm]
Dr. Helm - Does the colonel want me in attendance or in a coffin, hm? [takes gun & dumps it into a bowl of water] Thank the colonel for his invitation. [Soldier pulls out a sword] Would you like to lose your sword as well? [Soldier resheaths sword & leaves] Tell him I'll look in as soon as I can.
Montoya's bedroom: evening
Montoya - Open the window.
Grisham - It's open.
Montoya - Open it more! I'm burning up.
Grisham - Yes, sir.
Montoya - [coughing] Where is the doctor?
Grisham - [looks out window] He's crossing the street right now.
Montoya - About time. Did you tell him to hurry?
[Man in street knocks Dr. Helm on head, steals medicine. Grisham aims gun]
Montoya - I'll be dead before that medicine arrives.
[Grisham pauses before firing, then aims to miss]
Montoya - [when Grisham fires] Idiot! Are you trying to kill my doctor.
Grisham - It's the Queen of Swords! Get after her! [to Montoya] She's attacked the doctor and stolen the medicine.
Montoya - My medicine?
Santa Helena: street, next morning
Marta - [reading poster] 500 reales for the Queen of Swords.
Tessa - Who says she stole it?
Man - Capitan Grisham. He saw her.
Old Man - (??) (something in Spanish)
Tessa - They can't actually believe I stole that medicine!
Marta - Their children are sick. Their wives are dying
Tessa - But they know I'm not a thief!
Marta - They have to blame someone . . . and the capitan gave them you.
Tessa - Grisham . . . again! Marta? What is it?
Marta - Nothing. I stumbled . . .
Tessa - Marta, you're burning up.
Marta - We're standing in the sun.
Tessa - Oh my god, you have the fever.
Marta - I'll be fine.
Tessa - I'm taking you home to bed.
Marta - To bad it wasn't the Queen who stole the medicine.
Enrique - So how do you feel now?
Pira - The doctor's medicine is strong.
Enrique - Hm. See, I was right. He is a good man.
Pira - But . . . Capitan Grisham?
Enrique - I told him I couldn't let anything happen to my beautiful family, but I promised to get back to the barracks by nightfall.
Pira - What will I do without you?
Enrique - Shh. I'll be back before you know it.
[outside, Enrique draws water from the well]
Grisham - [on horseback] You know what we do to deserters, don't you? [Enrique runs] Hiyeah! [chases Enrique] You've got something I want.
Marta - Leave me be.
Tessa - When I had whooping cough, you sat with me day and night for a month.
Marta - I had a choice?
Tessa - And then, when I had scarlet fever, you didn't sleep for three days.
Marta - You were delirious, how could you remember?
Tessa - Marta, you've taken care of me my whole life.
Marta - That's my job.
Tessa - Now it's my turn. So be good.
Marta - Stubborn, fool-headed girl.
Tessa - Shh, quiet. I'm trying to think. Grisham told everyone that the Queen stole the medicine. Why would he lie?
Tessa & Marta - [together] Montoya.
Tessa - Of course. He blames the Queen and gets all of the medicine for himself.
Marta - Where are you going?
Tessa - Call me a thief . . . and a thief I will be.
Grisham - Where is it? Where's the medicine you stole?
Enrique - I didn't steal it. It was the Queen!
Grisham - Where is it?
Enrique - Over there.
Grisham - Get it then.
Enrique - [getting pouch from hay] Sir, she's my wife. And my daughter may be next. Any man would do the same. [grabs scythe & attacks Grisham]
Grisham - Oh, you're a fool. [shoots Enrique] Now your wife's a widow.
Pira - No, Enrique!
Grisham - He died of the fever, you understand? You should be careful for your family. I understand this fever is very . . . contagious.
Montoya - [mumbling in his sleep] Queen . . . the Queen of Swords . . .
[QoS rides to Santa Helena, enters Montoya's bedroom]
Montoya - Grisham? Do you have it?
QoS - [places sword point against Montoya's throat] How are you feeling, colonel?
Montoya - Oh, it's you. So you've come to gloat, eh?
QoS - I've come for the medicine.
Montoya - [tries to laugh] You took it.
QoS - No more games.
Montoya - Look at me. Do I look well to you? Am I not the picture of health?
QoS - So you don't have it?
Montoya - Do you think I'd be lying here in a pool of my own sweat if I did? I'm dying, you fool!
QoS - So who did Grisham see?
[Montoya pulls gun from under pillow, aims at QoS, QoS salutes Montoya with sword, exits out window]
Montoya - [fires gun] The Queen of Swords! Get her!
[QoS fights soldiers/guards on balcony]
QoS - The trick is to not look down, senor. [Soldier falls, more fighting, QoS jumps on horse & escapes]
Tessa - Marta? Marta? [sees Marta sleeping at table] Marta?! Marta. Marta.
Marta - I'm still here.
Tessa - What are you doing out of bed?
Marta - In a bed, in a chair, what does it matter?
Tessa - Montoya didn't have the medicine.
Marta - I know.
Tessa - How do you know?
Marta - Because whoever has the medicine is already dead.
Tessa - What is that supposed to mean?
Marta - Don't ask me. Ask the dead. [tosses Death tarot card onto table]
Santa Helena: street
Pira - Thank you for coming, Senorita Alvarado.
Tessa - Pira? What happened?
Pira - Enrique's dead.
Tessa - I'm so sorry. How?
Pira - The fever.
Tessa - But I saw him yesterday. He seemed fine.
Pira - It happened quickly.
Tessa - But it was only a day.
Pira - I tell you, senorita, it was the fever.
Tessa - There's something else.
Pira - [sees Grisham ride up] There is nothing else. Please let me bury my husband.
Grisham - [to Tessa] Senorita. [rides off]
Dr. Helm's Office
Dr. Helm - There's a sound that's made when a knuckle encounters wood. It's customarily used before entering. Don't know if you've ever heard of it - it's called "knocking."
Tessa - Really, doctor? I must try it sometime. How's the medicine coming?
Dr. Helm - Slowly. [moves Tessa out of the way] Excuse me.
Tessa - By all means. I love to watch men at work.
Dr. Helm - Senorita, I am extremely busy.
Tessa - Yes, I can see that, but my servant is ill. How long before you have more medicine.
Dr. Helm - A few days, allowing for interruptions.
Tessa - Will that be soon enough? I mean, how long does it take the fever to kill?
Dr. Helm - Five days, as long as you're healthy to begin with.
Tessa - So a healthy man . . . woman . . . couldn't become sick and die overnight?
Dr. Helm - No, senorita. Five days, not overnight. If you die overnight, then it's probably because you wasted the time of a very busy doctor! Now good day.
Tessa - Thank you, doctor. You've been most helpful.
Tessa - Captain? Captain Grisham? [enters & begins searching for the medicine, eventually hears noise, Grisham comes in] Hello, Captain Grisham.
Grisham - Senorita. Well, I must say I certainly never expected you to come.
Tessa - Well, I was a bit delayed. Enrique's funeral, you know
Grisham - Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's sad. To die just like that [snaps fingers] right after I release him. Just as you asked. You know what? I could swear we had a bargain.
Tessa - Please, Captain Grisham, um, it would be disrespectful to the dead.
Grisham - All the more reason to seize life.
Tessa - But not on an empty stomach, of course!
Grisham - What, you're sad . . . and hungry?
Tessa - Captain Grisham, a lady likes to be . . . romanced. Music, wine, dinner, flowers . . .
Grisham - Senorita, I know all about romance. [leans forward to kiss Tessa, Dr. Helm's office explodes]
Tessa - What was that?
Grisham - Bad timing.
Santa Helena: street
Dr. Helm - [stumbling out of his office] Get water! Come on! Come on! Give it to me! More, more! Keep them coming! [Tessa tries to run into burning office] No, senorita! It's too dangerous!
Tessa - The medicine!
Dr. Helm - It's gone!
Grisham - Be careful with your chemicals, doctor.
Dr. Helm - There was nothing in there that would cause an explosion.
Grisham - Well, I guess we'll just call it an unlucky accident, then. Excuse me.
Dr. Helm - Keep them coming! Bring them!
Grisham - [to people helping] Fast here, aren't we?
Marta - [in bath] Aah! That's cold!
Tessa - [pouring water into bath] We've got to bring your fever down.
Marta - By freezing me to death?
Tessa - I underestimated Grisham. I'm sure he has the medicine.
Marta - But Montoya's sick. How does that make sense?
Tessa - Well, if the colonel dies, who's next in line? I'm going to get the medicine.
Marta - Grisham won't give it to the Queen.
Tessa - He will if I put a blade to his neck.
Marta - The man is many things, but a coward is not one of them.
Tessa - [handing Marta a glass] Drink that.
Marta - What is it?
Tessa - Lemon grass, hesperidin.
Marta - Dios Mio . . . what parts?
Tessa - I've seen you make it a thousand times.
Marta - How much hesperidin?
Tessa - Half a teaspoon?
Marta - No more, or you'll have me sweating like a pig.
Tessa - Marta [reaches around Marta to take rose from vase] . . . even when you're sick, you're a genius. But for Grisham, [dips petals in glass] I'll need something stronger.
Santa Helena: cafe
Grisham - To a woman as beautiful as her rose.
Tessa - How could I be so lucky? A warrior *and* a poet.
Grisham - And who knows, one day soon . . . maybe a colonel.
Tessa - And Montoya?
Grisham - He's very ill. It doesn't look good.
Tessa - How tragic.
Grisham - Well, one man's tragedy is another man's opportunity. [leans forward to kiss Tessa]
Tessa - [blocks lips with rose] Spoken like a true colonel. Ambition becomes you. [kisses Grisham, dumps powder from rose blossom into wine cup] To ambition.
Grisham - [takes glass] To us. [drinks] To my quarters. Let's go.
Tessa - Patience, captain. Good things come to those who wait.
Grisham - I don't want to wait anymore.
Tessa - I don't either. Although, you can learn so much about a woman by watching her dance. Don't you agree?
Dr. Helm's Office
[Dr. Helm looking at burned office, finds fuse plug on floor]
Santa Helena: cafe
Tessa - [dancing for Grisham] May I help you, captain? [waves hand fan at him] It's a warm afternoon, no?
Grisham - Yeah.
Tessa - What do you think about my dress?
Grisham - It would look better on the floor.
Tessa - I wore this to the Fiesta de San Isidro. The king himself stopped to talk to me. I'm so rude. Let me get you some more wine.
Grisham - Yeah.
Tessa - Are you feeling alright, captain? [feels Grisham's forehead] Oh, you're burning up. I hope you don't have the fever!
Grisham - Excuse me. Hold that thought. [leaves]
Montoya - It's a fuse plug. Very nice. You got me out of my death bed for this?! [coughs]
Dr. Helm - I found it in the rubble of my office. It's proof that the place was deliberately burned.
Montoya - Why would anyone want to burn down your office, doctor?
Dr. Helm - To stop me from making any more medicine. You're not dying of fever, colonel. Someone is killing you with it. Who wants you dead?
Montoya - Many want me dead. But most are dogs who would not dare turn on their master.
Dr. Helm - All it takes is one.
Montoya - [looking at fuse] One who is familiar with military explosives.
Santa Helena: street
[Grisham gets on a horse, rides off. Dr. Helm follows on another horse. QoS watches both leave from rooftop.]
[Grisham retrieves medicine from hiding place]
Dr. Helm - [walks up behind Grisham, throws fuse plug at Grisham's feet] Care to return that to your personal collection, captain? You have enough medicine there to treat a dozen people. You can be first.
Grisham - This is the colonel's private supply.
Dr. Helm - I think we both know that the colonel will never see that powder.
Grisham - Okay. Okay. [raises hands] Doctor, are you armed.
Dr. Helm - Only with information. The colonel knows everything. And, as his personal physician, I can assure you that he will live plenty long enough to see you hang. Now, a smart man would cut his losses and bide his time.
Grisham - Well, doctor, a smart man [pulls gun, turns, points it at Dr. Helm] wouldn't try to be a hero without a gun.
Dr. Helm - Why don't you just give me the medicine and we can all live through this.
Grisham - Why don't I just pull the trigger and I live through this?
QoS - [leaps from above mine, lands on Grisham] Won't the colonel be happy to find you've had his medicine all along.
Grisham - Happier to find your head.
[QoS & Grisham swordfight]
QoS - You've been practicing, captain.
Grisham - I'll bury you next to Montoya. [more fighting, Grisham grabs medicine from the ground.]
QoS - Your life or the medicine. [Grisham throws bottle into the air, fighting continues]
[Dr. Helm sees Grisham's gun on ground, Grisham disarms QoS, Dr. Helm picks up gun]
QoS - Shoot him.
Grisham - [chuckles] No.
QoS - Shoot!
Grisham - He won't shoot me. He's a healer. He's not a killer. Not like me. [raises sword to deliver killing blow]
[Dr. Helm shoots at sword, breaking it, QoS knocks Grisham down, holds sword to his throat.]
Grisham - I guess that leaves you on top.
QoS - [pulling Grisham up by his hair] Get up.
Grisham - Gently. [to Dr. Helm] How'd you do that?
Dr. Helm - Just lucky, I guess.
Grisham - Yeah, I'll say. [QoS throws Grisham into store room, bars door]
QoS - [takes bottle from Dr. Helm, pours out some powder] For a friend.
Dr. Helm - Thank you.
QoS - And you. That was a remarkable shot, doctor.
Dr. Helm - I'll send you my bill in the morning.
Santa Helena: courtyard
Montoya - [from balcony] Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention? To a man who risked his life to make sure everyone received . . . what was that concoction, doctor?
Dr. Helm - Salicylic acid . . . from willow bark.
Montoya - Doctor Helm . . . whose bark is much better than his bite. [crowd laughs] Music!
Grisham - Sir.
Montoya - Ah, capitan. Another hero in our battle against the epidemic.
Grisham - There's something I need to explain to you.
Montoya - My fever has passed, and my brain is clear. I know everything, Grisham.
Grisham - You can't possibly believe --
Montoya - -- you are an animal, after all. But you are my animal. And I hold your leash. This was your one and only mistake. The next time you stray too far, I will take that leash, and I will strangle you with it.
Grisham - Yes, sir.
Dr. Helm - Senorita.
Marta - The doctor informs me that it was actually the Queen of Swords who recovered the medicine for him.
Tessa - The Queen of Swords?
Dr. Helm - Yes.
Tessa - Is that true?
Dr. Helm - Yes, it is.
Tessa - But I thought she was the criminal.
Dr. Helm - Who knows what goes on in her mind?
Tessa - Come on, doctor. What do you think?
Dr. Helm - I think it's best never to rush to a diagnosis. Ladies. [Dr. Helm leaves]
End of "Fever"
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